There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
One cat just leads to another.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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