Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.
I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.
When I go out, I love steak and caviar.
Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.
[on whether he harbored any resentment at his forced retirement from the stage after he was fired by Britain's National Theater] I should be soaring away with my head tilted slightly toward the gods, feeding on the caviar of Shakespeare... An actor must act.
Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.
Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did.
God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.
It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.
There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.
Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two of hot toast, a pot of steaming Darjeeling tea, and you may tell the butler to dispense with the caviar, truffles and nightingales' tongues.
Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule.
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.
or simply: