Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
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