A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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