I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
I don't really think, I just walk.
I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.
You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.
Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.
It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.
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