Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Every woman is wrong until she cries.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.
Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now.
I know that we women are all justly accounted praters; they say in the present day that there never was in any age such a wonder to be found as a dumb woman. [Lat., Nam multum loquaces merito omnes habemus, Nec mutam profecto repertam ullam esse Hodie dicunt mulierem ullo in seculo.]
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