When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?
You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends
I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to
I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday
It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you
We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for
or simply:
