I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
People who love to eat are always the best people.
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
or simply:
