Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.