The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
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