A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.