A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
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