Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Man has will, but woman has her way.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.