If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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