Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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