Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.