Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect!
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world