The most important shot in golf is the next one.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
or simply:
