A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
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