Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
I am the hailstorm that shall break the heads of those who do not take shelter.
Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
The Bible is a warm letter of affection from a parent to a child; and yet there are many who see chiefly the severer passages. As there may be fifty or sixty nights of gentle dews in one summer, that will not cause as much remark as one hailstorm of half an hour, so there are those who are more struck by those passages of the Bible that announce the indignation of God than by those that announce His affection.
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
Life is a hailstorm of distractions. It's not the monster that stops us but the mosquito.
or simply:
