Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.