Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Things must be felt with the heart.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
When love is not madness, it is not love.
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
or simply: