You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” “Sure, I’m hungry too
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.
Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
Scientific Progress goes boink?
or simply: