If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I was asked to memorise what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
He who allows himself to be insulted deserves to be.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to get insulted.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.