Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
Work like you don't need the money.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.