A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or both parties to a marriage contract.
Each divorce is the death of a small civilization.
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