I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
We're going to be focusing our science on things that will take us farther and longer into space. For many of those experiments, the crew members are human guinea pigs, which is fine; that's part of my job. I don't mind being a human guinea pig.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die.
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.
Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.
The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.
The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.
PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
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