Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart during the night, and in the morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'