The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
or simply:
