The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
A man can't retire his experience.
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire.