Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
If you love someone, set them free.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.