Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Family is the most important thing in the world.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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