O, my luve is like a red, red rose.
You don't have to get it right the first time.
Oh my luve's like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June;
Oh my luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
Time has not stood still. It has washed over me, washed me away, as if I'm nothing more than a woman of sand, left by a careless child too near the water.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant.
In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing.
I know no other way out of what is both the maze of the eternal present and the prison of the self except with a string of words.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.