Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.
I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.
It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.
Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.
A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.
or simply:
