I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'