The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
We are always the same age inside.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
It takes a long time to become young.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey'd, Such seems your beauty still.