More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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