If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill.
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.
Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music, they just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.
My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed a day of work, or a house payment, or a car payment. I never went hungry, although he did a couple of times so I wouldn't.
The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time.
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.
In France, older women are considered sensual, and they don't have to mask the lines and wrinkles and erase every sign of their life on earth to be attractive and get laid.
The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.
Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.
So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid.
I've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are bored, and they're just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!
My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and are hesitant to risk following their passion.
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