There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club in my hands.
I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.
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