How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."
Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
The woods are full of long drivers.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.
Out here, it's just you and the ball.
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