Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
Amos clapped his hands. “Khufu!” I thought he’d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with gold fur and a purple shirt came clambering down the stairs. It took me a second to realize it was a baboon wearing an L.A. Lakers jersey.
If a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms, that doesn't make them Kobe Bryant.
My mission is to kill; whether it's the Heat, whether it's the Lakers. Hopefully both. That's my mission, and that's what I'm here to do.
I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.
I met wonderful people playing in the NBA. Whether it is the officials, the scorekeepers, all the people who work for the NBA, not just for the Lakers, but I'm talking about just for the league itself.
Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.
Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?
I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.
We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys might give it to him, like you've given him everything else his whole lifetime, but this is the Diesel's ship. And if we're not right, I'm going to go out there and try to get it right... Just ask Karl and Garywhy they wanted to come here. It was because of one person, not two. One.
Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.
How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
We had more great times than bad times together, but they've moved on, I've moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.
Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that.
You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.
The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.
You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.
I was busy with my family, my budding career as a TV writer, my antipathy for the Los Angeles Lakers, and my general reluctance to engage in anything that might force me to leave my comfort zone. But sometimes ideas won't let you go. For me, educating girls was like that.
For years now, the Lakers have expressed interest in having me play for them, but we could never get the stars to align. I'm finally a Laker...
I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.
I always loved the Clippers. You root for the underdog. Obviously, everybody in L.A. is a Laker fan, but deep down inside, you root for the Clippers. If you're a true Los Angelean, that's how it happens. You always want the Clippers to do well.
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.
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