Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them.
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
He who distributes the milk of human kindness cannot help but spill a little on himself.
Some people want to see God with their eyes as they see a cow, and to love Him as they love a cow - for the milk and cheese and profit it brings them. This is how it is with people who love God for the sake of outward wealth or inward comfort. They do not rightly love God, when they love Him for their own advantage.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Don't cry over spilled milk
I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer.... People's general awareness is getting much better, even down to buying a pint of milk: the fact that the calves are actually killed so that the milk doesn't go to them but to us cannot really be right, and if you have seen a cow in a state of extreme distress because it cannot understand why its calf isn't by, it can make you think a lot.
If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy.
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
Shakespeare is like mother's milk to me.
Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness.
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?
Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example.
Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Look at those animals and remember the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there's a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl.
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: