Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.
I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.
There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.
Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil.
A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.
I do not think therefore I am a moustache
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.
I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache.
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.
Growing a moustache wouldn't really coordinate with the group dynamics.
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.
They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.
The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the sea. You know what I shall die of? I shall die of eating an unwashed grape. One day out on the ocean I will die — with my hand in the hand of some nice-looking ship's doctor, a very young one with a small blond moustache and a big silver watch.
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.
I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.
I can't grow a moustache.
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.
Some of my best friends are tattooed from head to toe. Some would never think of it. Some are rocking a mullet and a moustache and others are clean cut. It's funny that you don't need to speak the same language or look like someone to fit in.
I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache.
A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.
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