Mustache Quotes

• I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

  Isla Fisher

  Thinking, Moustache

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• A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

  Confucius

  Men, Soul, Wise Man Once Said

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• A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

  John Oates

  Men, Reason

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• A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

  Rose Wilder Lane

  Kissing, Eggs, Salt

  Rose Wilder Lane (1985). “Old Home Town”, p.252, U of Nebraska Press

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• My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

  Tom Selleck

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• I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

  John Hodgman

  Beautiful, Ugly, Knows

  "Bewildered Maine resident John Hodgman takes another crack at our 11 Questions". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. September 3, 2015.

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• Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

  Albert Einstein

  Fool, Lips, Seems

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• My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

  John Oates

  Eras, Certain, Representation

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• Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

  Liam Payne

  Baby, Imagine, Born

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• In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

  Jesse Ventura

  Wrestling, Giving, Devil

  Jesse Ventura (2016). “Sh*t Politicians Say: The Funniest, Dumbest, Most Outrageous Things Ever Uttered By Our "Leaders"”, p.156, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

  Justin Bieber

  Shaving, Months

  "Justin Bieber, 17, to grow a mustache?". www.today.com. March 6, 2011.

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• I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

  John G. Schmitz

  Catholic, May, Hispanic

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• A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.

  Laini Taylor

  Ignorance, Men, Needs

  Laini Taylor (2011). “Daughter of Smoke and Bone: Daughter of Smoke and Bone Trilogy”, p.81, Hachette UK

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• Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.

  Ajahn Chah

  Peace, Heart, Turtles

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• No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.

  Sam Neill

  Writing, Intelligent, Men

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• There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

  Groucho Marx

  Men, Black, Bigs

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• I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

  Ashton Kutcher

  Grows, Ifs, I Can

  "Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl Interview KILLERS". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. May 23, 2010.

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• I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

  Curly Howard

  Beautiful, Hair, Moustache

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• Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Relationship, Uncles, Men

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• Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

  Sam the Sham

  Revenge, Retribution, Rings

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• A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

  Mel Brooks

  Needs, Cinema, Next

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• I had a mustache when I was 13.

  David Schwimmer

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• You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

  Marty Feldman

  Compliment, Sincere, Offers

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• A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

  Billy Childish

  Cutting, Men, Want

  "Billy Childish Interview On Stuckism, Humor And Moustaches". Interview with Kathleen Massara, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 8, 2013.

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• If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

  Pete Holmes

  Want, Ifs

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