Princes Bride Quotes

• I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

  Cary Elwes

  Use, Princess Bride, Small Words

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• Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.

  William Goldman

  Hate, People, Looks

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• Love is many things none of them logical.

  William Goldman

  Love, Logical, Princess Bride

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure”, p.120, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.

  William Goldman

  Love You, Done, Surprise

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.44, A&C Black

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• Who says life is fair, where is that written?

  William Goldman

  Life Is, Princess Bride, Written

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  William Goldman

  Funny, Movie, Princess

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.77, A&C Black

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• You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

  William Goldman

  Princess, Thinking, Trying

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.112, A&C Black

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• I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

  William Goldman

  Revenge, Princess, Long

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• Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

  William Goldman

  Romantic, Movie Love, Delay

  "Fictional character: Westley". "The Princess Bride", 1987.

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• Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

  William Goldman

  Fun, Thinking, Miracle

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• There's not a lot of money in revenge.

  Mandy Patinkin

  Money, Revenge, Princess Bride

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• Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

  William Goldman

  Books And Movies, Lines, Geek

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.116, A&C Black

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• My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

  William Goldman

  Movie, Revenge, Father

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure”, p.351, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

  William Goldman

  Romantic, Good Night, Goodnight

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• When I was your age, television was called books.

  William Goldman

  Book, Age, Television

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

  William Goldman

  Love You, Thinking, Movie Love

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

  William Goldman

  Kissing, Passionate, Invention

  William Goldman (1995). “William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

  William Goldman

  Wind, Wonder, Princess Bride

  "Fictional character: Inigo Montoya". "The Princess Bride", www.imdb.com. September 18, 1987.

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• I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

  William Goldman

  Left Hand, Lefties, Princess Bride

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• Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

  William Goldman

  War, Land, Lines

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.116, A&C Black

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• Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

  William Goldman

  Track, Bonds Of Love, Break

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure”, p.282, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• "We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

  William Goldman

  Optimistic, Optimism, Doubt

  "The Princess Bride". Book by William Goldman, 1973.

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• Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

  William Goldman

  War, Land, Asia

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.116, A&C Black

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• There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

  Cary Elwes

  Perfect, Would Be, World

  Cary Elwes, Joe Layden (2014). “As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

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• It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

  Andre the Giant

  Exercise, Faults, Princess Bride

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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