I carry lots of guilt.
I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.
I was getting worried I may not become a grandfather, but the Lord has blessed me.
You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.
At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly.
Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.
Everybody sings from their diaphragm.
Everybody sung in my family.
You can avoid the press if you really want to and I don't walk around with five security guards either because I think that just draws attention.
I tried therapy. This had never appealed to me. For me, it was a bit like a Chinese meal: very filling at the time, but then an hour later you're hungry again.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
Love is just a hole in the wall.
A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through.
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.
You got amphetamine eyes.
Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.
All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
Although I'm living in California, I'm very proud to be British.
I'm not a great lover of Madonna's voice. She's done very well with what she's got, and I'm sure my voice turns her right off, but she's not my favourite singer.
Like with every form of cancer, early detection is what it is all about. I urge everyone to learn the facts about this condition. It can be prevented with testing, and it can be beaten if caught early!
You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.
In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.
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