If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.
Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
If you cannot write well, you cannot think well; if you cannot think well, others will do your thinking for you.
Some people always know the price, but not the value
The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me.
I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.
The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
True contentment is not having everything, but in being satisfied with everything you have.
Just be your self. Everybody else is already taken.
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