I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.
Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.
I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.
Hope is a walk through a flowering meadow. One does not require that it lead anywhere.
Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.
It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.
To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.
When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars.
The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.
See yourself always as cause, and perhaps a better world will be found among your effects.
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
If you knew that hope and despair were paths to the same destination, which would you choose?
It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.
Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forwards is not a disaster. It's a cha-cha.
I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.
Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.
To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.
Life is a series of tasks that you absolutely must get done before they don't matter any more.
As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.
There are days when you need someone who just wants to be your sunshine and not the air you breathe.
Know thyself, or at least keep renewing the acquaintance.
God sends the dawn that we might see the might-have-beens that still might be.
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