Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: