America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.
Familiarity breeds democracry.
Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him.
Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials
In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.
Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time.
Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.
The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.
Episcopalians have always preferred the flying buttress to the pillar of the church.
The American woman's concept of marriage is a clearly etched picture of something uninflated on the floor. A sleeping-bag withoutair, a beanbag without beans, a padded bra without pads. To work on it, you start pumping--what the magazines call "breathing life into your marriage." Do enough of this and the marriage becomes a kind of Banquo's ghost, a quasi-living entity.
The Apologizer Bunny keeps going and going and going.
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